2 Years and 2 titles . After recieving his knighthood from the queen , Sir Andrew Pedro Tustin announced his intent for this year to be his third winning campaign in a row.

The ..... shock announcement of the summer is that FVCFC have been promoted up 2 divisions , to be now situated in the Kidderminster and District Football League Division 3 , this came about when Pete was in Mirage one friday night , where he bumped into Ernie Pyke, after slipping a quick word in his ear and a quick pill in his J2O, Pete managed to get big Ernie to allow Franche the move and kicked Ocean Design back to their rightful place , in the slums of Div 4.

Once news spread of the club's fortuitous position , talk was of a Kazhakstani Oil Merchant taking over the team , but the rumours were quashed when it was revealed that the Oil Merchant was actually fradge messin around in a pidgeon costume.

In terms of players Daley Daley Andrew Daley , has rejoined after his loan spell at a lower league club , he said of his time there " I don't know what your on about , i've been on holiday" , and on the lighter side of things Matty Bowen handed in his transfer request and was quickly snapped up by Havisham ladies partially sighted united where he will be challenging for a place up front but has to be weary of Won-Eyed Wanda and Glasses McGee who are also in the running for a position , good luck to him.

And good luck to Franche for their Division 3 Adventure.