Town Mill FC play in the Midland Amateur Alliance Division Two and are an assortment of drunkards, potheads, deviants and general oddballs. Formed in 2006 by captain courageous and all round great guy(gay) Carl Hughes, the team have bumbled and bimbled their way to infamy. Of particular note was the 13-1 devastation of Chilwell Park, which the members of the opposing team found so embarassing they unanimously took the decision to retire from football for all eternity.
Now in their 5th season the team have made little to no progress with last years finish of 8th place and a goal difference of '-7' being considered successful. It should be noted however, that what TMFC lack in leadership, commitment and dignity, they more than make up for in drunken stupidity and apathy. You ain't playin in the fuckin premier league here sunshine... | 
