Town Mill FC play in the Midland Amateur Alliance Division Two and are an assortment of drunkards, potheads, deviants and general oddballs. Formed in 2007 by captain courageous and all round great guy(gay) Carl Hughes, the team have bumbled and bimbled their way to infamy. Of particular note was the 13-1 devastation of Chilwell Park, which the members of the opposing team found so embrassing they unanimously took the decision to retire from football for all eternity. Town Mill play at the Manor Sports Complex in Mansfield Woodhouse and are well known for having the highest innebriating chemical intake in the division. the 2009/2010 season looks set to be similarly chaotic. | 
